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Rush Demotivational Poster


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

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bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.61/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..


I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am
lol...sadly funny


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


TROLLS, DO NOT FEED THEM -




I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


LIFE LESSON - Pay attention to details or get burned!




SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Kill It -


TAGS: kill crush burn camper
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 7:45 pm

It should be Metallic Peat like the Family Truckster in Vacation.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2013, 7:28 pm

i wantz one


BITTER SWEET -


TAGS: bitter sweet crush laugh ask
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sho - March 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
Another idea might hit me...eventually. I just want to be inspired
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
:O ... Hm... I have another idea for Bitter-Sweet coming on... Nothing do with whipped cream though!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 4:00 am
Funny that I was thinking of another one in this theme as well... The bitter-sweetness will know no boundaries...
Sho - March 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
You've done well my boy. Let the bitter-sweetness spread non stop
Rick69 - March 26, 2012, 4:46 pm
Led by you, of course, O Quack Leader... :D
Sho - March 26, 2012, 4:36 pm
Qmao. Thi5 could end up in a trend


AS WELL AS THE SHOWER -


TAGS: singing brush microphone
Rating: 4.35/5

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trek - April 30, 2012, 11:01 pm
I do this all the time! and to her songs to! lol i
ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:50 pm
AIRMAN NEVER DROPS A BOMB. 5L.
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 7:48 pm
I don't think she's singing 5L


DOGGIE SUGAR RUSH - One little taste isn't going to OMGWHATISTHISTHISISGREATIWANTSOMEMORE WHATAREYOUDEAFGIMMEGIMME!




Oversized Vehicles -




CRUSHED - Really Officer - I didn't see you


TAGS: crushed
Rating: 2.44/5

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70'S ROCK PART II - Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Blue ... Oyster... CUUUULT!!!!


TAGS: 70 s rock music blue steppenwolf rush
Rating: 2.39/5

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Waterterd, NY - July 25, 2009, 12:51 pm
Classic baby, classic!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a motifake. Not funny in any way. Not much effort. Not worth reading. 1 dead lion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
I thought the response to #1 would have deterred him. oh well, 1 Lion.


out of reach -


TAGS: love crush
Rating: 5/5

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slow karma -


TAGS: fate rush
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 20, 2013, 11:56 am
hahaha love it Gary!


you eat -




PRIORITIES -




LESSON LEARNED -


TAGS: never rush
Rating: 4.82/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 10:15 pm
LOL!!!
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 10:11 pm
LMAO! Sweet one RL
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 10:04 pm
your daughter is an umbrella?? I'd hate to think how she was conceived...great pic, good joke, and next time you might want to check that umbrella before you open it up in the Moti-HQ lobby


the fool -


TAGS: fools rush in
Rating: 4.77/5

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Oldsod - January 23, 2014, 10:47 am
I'll cop to that...


HOPE RIDES HIGH -


TAGS: crushed expectations
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
He'll get a nice one mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
It is...but you're just looking for a better Christmas present...lol.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
Good one RL!
CoolioIndeed - December 13, 2010, 10:43 pm
ols


A ZIT ON YOUR NOSE - AND IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, IN SOME CULTURES IT'S A SIGN THAT SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU




THIS IS NOT A TRIBUTE -


TAGS: just helpful hints chompers toothbrush
Rating: 4.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:35 am
The pic is great but the words don't do them justice. Next time try using a witty comment. It only takes a couple seconds.


MISS PRISS ETCHED IN STONE - How's she pull this one off?


TAGS: mount rushmore south dakota
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
Well now ya let the cat out of the bag...comin' this summer, The Return of the Return to the Return of the Planet of the Apes. Mo***k is the director. I don't know how he fit that huge couch in his trailer though!


DON'T TEASE - a camel


TAGS: shampoo rinse repeat condition brush
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2012, 8:15 am
Love it...and the tags. 5L


IDIOT. I'M THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. - YOU'RE the blue toothbrush.


TAGS: pink blue toothbrush
Rating: 4.6/5

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Aqualung - January 28, 2013, 8:28 am
Well, getting my comment cherry popped didn't hurt a bit :)
falloutghoul - January 28, 2013, 8:22 am
Five Brushies.


sand castle -




BEING AN ASTRONAUT WAS MY DREAM - but I never had the grades or the endurance plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me


TAGS: another dream crushed
Rating: 4.13/5

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JLBachs - May 19, 2010, 4:06 pm
WTF is up with those flags?
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:56 pm
Lol.


Rushmore -




floss rules -




Men -


TAGS: ute car tree crush
Rating: 3.25/5

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maoworks2 - March 19, 2014, 1:24 pm
I Seen A Guy Do That, Up At The Cottage, He Said He Knew What He Was Doing, Good Luck Bro.


RUSH HOUR - If only Jackie Chan were here ...he'd know how to fix this


TAGS: rush hour
Rating: 3.13/5

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culos - February 20, 2010, 5:41 pm
Clusterf*** seems to be a lot more desirable than a circlejerk any day
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:40 pm
Clusterf***: Definition of. (Besides the NAVY term.)


THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?"


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats election true truth rush limbaugh look
Rating: 3/5

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ILB - September 22, 2009, 1:51 am
and we should watch very closely.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 1:51 am
I must disagree, respectfully. I do not believe that Obama will lead us to socialism, communism or fascism and I think in the short term what he is doing is necessary and working. I also believe, however, that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:31 am
Woody, I disagree bud. Like the poster says, Rush didn't say he wanted Obama to fail. He wants the policies he feels are bad for this country to fail, as do I. If those bad policies fail, the Republic wins. The govt can't be allowed to control our lives.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:37 pm
Nah, America can't fall till Mexico or Canada turn against us. But we can slide WAAAAYYYY downhill. Not that I'm trying to suggest that EGD is a secret Catholic. Nope, I'd never say such a thing.
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just one rhing, if Obama fails, then America falls. that is all I have to say.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 1:11 pm
Hector - Nice way to come in from left field. Do you even bother to read the comments before spewing your fantasies for all to see? Please bear in mind that it is not suggested that you do not make any sense. Nor have I not never suggested it.
Hector - March 15, 2009, 12:55 pm
It is not suggested that Rush Limbaugh would fail to attain a full, manly erection upon having Ann Coulter urinate into his gaping maw. I have never suggested that Rush would remain flaccid during such an exercise.
Elder God Douchebag - February 5, 2009, 9:20 am
Whoa, what? I thought we were talking about what our parents taught us. If I was going to call you crazy, I would have done so already.
WTFO - February 5, 2009, 12:39 am
Are you stalking me, EGD. I told you I don't swing that way.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
I was taught to not listen to crazy people.
WTFO - February 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
I am the glorious child of two hard-working, honest, middle income Americans. They taught me that nothing worth having is given to you for free. I was taught that the American way was to earn your keep, not wait for socialism entitlements.
HtD - February 4, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO is the glorious love-child of Rush and O'Reilly.
gF - February 4, 2009, 12:18 am
Pompous or not, the man makes sense. Go Rush!
WTFO - February 3, 2009, 12:30 am
Wow, nice guy. Wishing a man dead because you disagree with him. Or is it because he's smarter and richer than you are, S7?
Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 8:57 am
I met him in Cape Girardeau Mo, when he was 16 (1967). He was a pompous ****head then, and he's a pompous ****head now. May he rest in peace. SOON!
Trapper - February 2, 2009, 5:35 am
Complete a** hat. But he's always taken out of context. So all is forgiven


FEMALE EDUCATION - Not really making much headway




THE NEW REPUBLICAN OVER(LOAD)LORD - All Hail the Mighty Rushbo!!!! Conservatives, Please form a line to the right and start kissing his ass


TAGS: rush politics douchebag looser
Rating: 2.82/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:33 pm
El Lardo spews hate and nothing else.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
"KKK Blowtards for Limbaugh"? Not even a passably nice try. The spelling and punctuation are too good to be authentic. As much as I dislike Rush, I also despise bull**** artists. My contempt for Limpy has nothing to do with my perception of his fans.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:09 am
What a load...you couldn't "rise again" if you had all the viagra in the world.
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 1:34 am
We're not dead yet, and we'll put a bullet in your sorry a**es to prove it.
ThePirate - June 18, 2009, 1:09 am
What is this... Mississippi Burning? Is it 1958? Go back to your doublewide and drink some PBR.. what a maroon. The south got whooped.. real bad. You lost.. you've had 144 years to rise again... nice job
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 12:37 am
WTFO, Mark... reb***al?
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:35 am
WTFO, Marduk, and Mark, y'all got a point, those liberal ja****ses are after everyone, they just want to take away the Conferderate dream. DIXIE LAND WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Rednecks of America KKK - June 18, 2009, 12:31 am
This ain't fair, nobody's kissing his a**. He's right all the time because those liberal faggot no good ****suckers are just trying to get everyone killed by inviting those sand******s over here. We need to keep America white because of guys like Rush.
Hector - June 17, 2009, 9:41 pm
I am not suggesting that Rush Limbaugh would fail to attain a full, manly erection upon having Ann Coulter urinate into his gaping maw. I have never suggested that Rush would remain flaccid during such an exercise, and I will never suggest that.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
*hands Sean a scooper and a baggy* alrighttty then
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:48 pm
*Nor
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:43 pm
HOPE Don't make is so. Now will it stop me from doin' it again.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yeah, and lets just hope it was #1 ok
Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
The sand box is just a glorified outdoor litter box anyway ... and I can't claim to have always held it till I got home, either.
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
If you kids can't play nice, then everyone out of the sand box!
Sean - June 17, 2009, 6:56 pm
I find it hard to believe that Rush only talks a mere 1% of the time ... but if you've got uncited proof, who am I to argue?
Tarot - June 17, 2009, 6:48 pm
They are just jealous because he is right 99% of the time..... That is documented.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:46 am
to feel superior to someone you don't know then knock yourself out. It's quite obvious that you are a just another low life conducting drive-by attacks on the internet. Run along Timmy before your mother restricts you from the internet.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:44 am
Porc, nice to see you! For SW, neither you or YAY have any intelligence whatsoever. You both blindly attack anyone who disagrees with you instead of providing a position or factual support for your BS. If it helps you get through your pathetic existance
Porcelina - May 10, 2009, 10:30 pm
...oh wait, NOW I remember why I stopped commenting posters.
SMALL WONDER - May 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Dont have what it takes to debate you? HAHA! you funny boy. I see you here all the time dont you have anything better to do? Get a life please! And ps no im not Yay but he is smarter than you though....oh and yes i am superior to you:)
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:58 am
and on shoot down your a**ertion that they are morally superior. Go hump someone else's leg mutt face. You don't have what it takes to debate with me.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:57 am
So you keep changing your name YAY? 1. I don't claim anyone is the "voice of conservative Am". 2. I doubt your liberal superiority since you can't spell "inintellectually" or "morally" properly. 3. Dodd, Rangel, Frank, Richardson, Dashle, Geithner, and on
SMALL WONDER - April 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
This guy is supposed to be the voice of conservative america? No wonder Liberals are far superior intelectualy and moraly.
Sean - March 5, 2009, 5:51 pm
Uhmmm, I ordered an "a*** warts" joke. Someone let me know when it arrives.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
You don't have to kiss his a**, but you d*** sure better kiss his ring.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 10:33 am
Trapper - Just admit it, you have a problem with Limbaugh just because he's white. You're a racist.
Cubbybear - March 5, 2009, 10:30 am
Unlike the "Messiah"...Rush doesn't need his a** kissed


MODERATION -


TAGS: wots the rush
Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Hellllloooooo nurse!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:37 pm
Mom?


NFL - NOW FAVORING LIBERALS - Another great American institution flushes its entire credibility down the toilet for political correctness.


TAGS: rush limbaugh st louis rams liberals obama football nfl
Rating: 2.32/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:40 pm
And just remember, you can try and use the misuse of those made up quotes to hide all your other actual racist quotes!
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
Don't forget, made up quotes can and will be used against you, especially if you voice an opinion about an overrated black QB.
yeodawg@hotmal.com - October 19, 2009, 10:57 am
Read the contract, if you're an NFL owner you loose your free speech. You can't say anything discourging about anybody or anything. Only the coache and players can!!


WORLD'S SMALLEST FISH -


TAGS: kids in the hall crushing you
Rating: 2.25/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:03 am
Sushi for dieters!


TOURING - Sooner or later, it took it's toll on their sanity...




RUSH LIMBAUGH - Let Him Invest in the Rams ...As Long As He Shuts His Mouth


TAGS: rush limbaugh big mouth
Rating: 1.92/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 23, 2009, 2:10 am
I'm fat, I don't care about Rush's weight, and I never did. I do think he's a deplorable one-dimensional mouthpiece, and he seems inherently nasty. People like him keep people like me out of the GOP and in libertarianism. Nothing to do with fat.
Awww... - October 22, 2009, 10:23 pm
It's so cute how, when Libbies diss Limbaugh, they always make sure to use an old (fat) picture...


Hearts and Minds -


TAGS: crush
Rating: 1.79/5

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Boop - July 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
"Once you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." -LBJ A Democrat.


Anticlimax -


TAGS: crushing anticlimax eighteenwheeler truck tunnel
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - September 8, 2016, 7:14 pm
i was almost killed late last year... when i was struck from behind by an 18 wheeler on the freeway. it was a physics experiment run amok.
mizzdizz - September 3, 2016, 8:48 am
In this case, it may be '....especially sick and twisted ones!' part that applies! chuckle, chuckle
Silverheart - September 2, 2016, 12:23 am

Great minds think alike. But I ain't hardly no great mind.
mizzdizz - September 1, 2016, 9:44 pm
Silvy, no fair! That's the same joke I was gonna make! chuckle,chuckle....
Silverheart - September 1, 2016, 9:43 pm

Hey now, I thought we didn't allow tunnel poster5.


Rushed -


TAGS: eggs broken rush chicken
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 9:59 pm
... but you can make one heck of a good omlet!!! 5 hungry lions!
Silverheart - March 11, 2015, 7:28 am

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few egg5. Make mine with bacon, onions and pepper jack!


Oral Hygiene -




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